would Miss Manners approve?

The response Mike thinks I should send to the guy who, yet again, failed to call when he said he would…

Dear Asshat,

I’m sorry that you were in that horrible accident that broke both your hands and rendered you mute and in traction, I wish I’d heard about it or I would have sent flowers or a card, or I’d have at least called you in the hospital.

But since I didn’t know and you obviously were in no position to contact me, I hope there are no hard feelings. As soon as the casts come off and your physical therapy is done, maybe we can go get a latte somewhere.

I like it aside from the open-endedness of the latte offer. 😉

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