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This just has me giggling, though I can’t figure out how it made it past my spam filters…
Subject: Semen production increases 500% Complete no-quibble guarantee
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500%… that’s just scary. And it’s nice to know that porn stars aren’t resorting to calling ILM for their ‘effects’.
I’m wondering what a quibble would sound like:
Dear Sirs–
Having compared my baseline sperm count before using your SpermGrowth 3000 product [or whatever it’s called] and after, I see I only have an increase of 398 percent, which is well short of your claim of 500 percent. I am therefore announcing a quibble, which per your no-quibble guarantee, should garner me a refund of the purchase price.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.