It’s a perfectly cromulent word!
List of neologisms on The Simpsons | Wikipedia
I use Purple Monkey Dishwasher all the time when someone asks me to repeat a mumble, but this list is great. Most of the articles on Wikipedia are filled with incorrect info, but even if this one’s wrong, who cares? It gave my brain a good fun break.
And I most certainly would prefer to be home combining a strict regimen of snacking and television with assal horizontology. 😉