I admit it, I’m a big ‘mo

When I look at the picture of Tom/Katie/Suri on the cover Vanity Fair, all I can think is that Suzanne Sugarbaker came by the house before the pictures and gave the parents a baby wig to slap on that child. I don’t know all that much about early development of children, but that looks like a lotta hair and just oh so perfectly hipster for such a young girl. Cute kid tho, I dunno about that bronzed crap stuff, but definitely a cute kid.

I’m also a little disturbed that I haven’t seen a single episode of Designing Women in years, yet the more I think about it, the more moments come rushing back to my memory with crystal clarity. Golden Girls? Nada. But Julia, Suzanne, Mary Jo and Charlene — front of the line.

And if anyone even thinks about echoing Bernice’s most remembered line in a comment, I will shoot you dead.