Next to crucifixes. Aisle 5.
Associate: You need something?
Woman: Yeah, maybe you know. Which are the nails they used to crucify Christ with?
Associate: … Uh, maybe these?
Woman: Right. I don’t think those are the ones I’m looking for, but you’re on the right track.
Home Depot, Virginia
[Overheard in the Office | Stigmata Don’t Just Come to You, You Have to Work for Them]