Nerd, thy name is…
There’s really just no denying it when I see a thumbnail ad for this Facebook Marketplace item and read it as “2 Marching Black and White Daleks”
The obvious flaw that Daleks don’t march is completely irrelevant…
Also, I watched the HD trailer for Forbidden Kingdom. Uh, wow. Jet Li & Jackie Chan with fight choreography by Wo Ping. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Marching Daleks? I mean, matching Daleks makes so much more sense. They all match. They’re like the designer accessory — one Dalek fits all. (Eddy would be so horrified — “it must be the only genuine LaCroix-Versace quilty Dalek in existence.”)
*Austrian accent.
“Vell, vi must dig into your subconscious and see vat this all means …”