Ewww, gross!
I’m just now realizing how important and simultaneously gross it is to be interested and cheerful in my brother and Justin’s abilities to belch and fart. — me, in an IM to Michael a few seconds ago Otherwise, why did...
Category: personal
It’s the smell!
Please friends, could no one else get sick or hurt? Pedestrians watch your step and drivers your blind spots for a while? I really don’t care for hospitals, and I don’t want to visit any more anytime soon. It’s not...
Things I learned from express
Elton John and Jane Seymour both have home fragrance lines, and Sir Elton’s smells like the country. 68% of online express readers think that Bill O’Reilly’s comments about Sylvia’s were racist, however the commenters did at least try to put...
Well, I suppose I really should be working…
Ok, no more DC Metblogs at the office, or any number of other blogs or sites I regularly check through Google Reader. I’m amazed mine escaped scrutiny but I guess I’m not on a list yet. I remember when this...
work: I’m a tree, I can bend…
Well the little missing paperwork drama was resolved with a simple, “Oh, if you don’t have it, you’ll just need to redo it.” That’s all, just redo the stupid form and get signatures again. Ah well, I still love my...
Letterbox robbery!
Metro fare to Gallery Place: $1.35 Bottled water and candy for two at CVS: $4.00 Movie tickets for two to see Dreamgirls: $20.00 If this is the MPAA’s and retail theater industry’s response to piracy, I don’t understand how they...
Down with eyes, romantic and stupid. Down with sighs and down with Cupid…
So far it’s been a pretty good day, I’ve called it “Deny thyself nothing” Day. I sent off a rebate on my TiVo, popped by the new Bed, Bath & Beyond in Chinatown, spent far too much money on myself...
stats geek meets attention whore
Today’s a pretty ok day, my manager was mentioned in the New York Times and we had his farewell lunch at a buffet place. I am so sleepy and stuffed, ugh. But on the bright side, I don’t think I’ll...