And the dragon will come when he hears the drum…

Some wonderful headlines this morning. The absolute best to my lacking caffeine brain: US “watchful” of how Chavez exercises special powers. Chavez has special powers? Cool! Maybe he can get a guest spot on “Heroes” now.

And of course I can’t leave Boston alone. Turns out you don’t need a terrorist plot to bring a city to its knees, all it takes are lite-brites stuck to road signs with magnets. The Post’s TV Columnist has a different and entertaining perspective on this story and the eBay auction is already up to $5k. Considering they were also in New York, L.A., Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia for a few weeks now, I’d say overreacting is an understatement.

Kinda makes that whole foiled beheading thing in the U.K. look tame by comparison.

Clearly I didn’t feel that enough people on the internet had seen my meat. But I really do love my new grill pan. I even forced myself to clean up the kitchen before I would unpack it last weekend. The broiler is a great thing, but as this article confirms, very touchy when trying to cook things. I think I’ve already asked if it’s healthy for a man to have feelings for kitchen items before, so I’m just going to say that it’s perfectly healthy and that’s that.