Tagged: funny

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it’s beginning to stink a lot like X-Mas

I’ve pretty much been in a funk about the holidays, I remarked to a friend yesterday, “I’m ready for this friggin’ season to be over and done.” And tonight I head home to visit the family for the weekend, which...

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porcelain musings

From an IM session this morning, me: *hee hee.. I just had my first case of urinal shyness in years. them: really? them: I have that all the time me: … [insert the sound of my brain going kablooey] them:...

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right up there with clowns

A co-worker forwarded this to me, Gallery: Scared of Santa | SouthFlorida.com I know that my parents have at least 2 pictures of me bawling and screaming on Santa’s lap. I have no idea if I was scared of him...

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small blessings

My bowling game was craptacular tonight, but at least people complimented me on my shirt. It was the potluck night so we grabbed some chicken from across the street for our offering, but not a lot of people brought many...

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they got me again

Someone at the Express really likes my blog, I guess. Or I just say the right things at the right time! Figures, Tom Vander Wal ends up in the NYT, I get in the Post’s free daily. My rants about...

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paint it gold

I was in Barnes and Noble last night and saw this book on the seasonal cheap reads table, The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can’t Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold. For a moment I was...

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it’s peanut butter jelly time!

I hate getting sick as it is, but getting sick when I’ve already got a case of major seasonal depression (plus other assorted downers) is just a kick in the balls. But strangely enough watching this (5.77MB .mpg) makes me...

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The Lazy-Ass Gourmet

After having to tell Jenifer that Sara Moulton was not Sandra Lee of “semi-homemade” fame and watching way too many “not just cooking shows anymore” promo spots on Food Network, I’ve been finding a lot of sites from people that...