I. Am. In. No. Mood.

Remarked by me this morning as I was dealing with a “crisis” around the office:

I am having a ‘fat day’. And you do not want to mess with a single gay man in his mid-30s having a ‘fat day’, ok?

From swissmiss comes this great flowchart to help some people understand what it’s like to tell people you work in web-related design. Replace that last box with, “Oh! Can you help me build a website?” and it’s much closer to my personal experience.

On a lovely side note… Anthony Logistics products are wonderful for keeping my skin feeling great and cleaning out my pores. I just have to remember that eating chili with jalapeños in it is going to make me sweat like a pig even more than I usually do with hot & spicy stuff. I’m glad I have an hour or so before my next meeting. Right now I look like I’m either having a heart attack or that I’m nervous about something. 😳

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2 Responses

  1. Mark S. Jungmann aka Laffingbuddha says:

    “I am having a ‘fat day’. And you do not want to mess with a single gay man in his mid-30s having a ‘fat day’, ok?”

    Or a 41 year old single gay man. This made me laugh despite still feeling like chewed gum.

  2. kyle says:

    I can’t use this excuse, since every day is a fat day for me. Plus, I’m a 47-year-old single gay man. Thank God for cats.

    Still, the wording is priceless. Like cable-tv-show worthy. When are you going to submit your treatment to USA?

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